The Auld Greys have a squad of over 30 highly tuned and drilled athletes fresh from their high altitude training camps to choose from and are as ready as any international team can be.
They have been practising with the pitch size, educating “sir” in how to keep order and comparing fitness and diet programmes.
The Uncoachables squad of 20 are just as ready, and if you want to come and witness history and a shed load of fun, then the afternoon starts about 1pm with the main match at approx. 3.30 (ish)

They can. Can you ?