With the season set to re -commence in a week or so, i thought that i'd keep the reader informed/up to speed with the great and good of the senior colts, and also put in to place some rules and regs that shall be in place for the rest of the seaon, as well as some upcoming events for everyones diaries!
Training as ever is at 615 on tuesdays and thursdays if anyone is interested!

Cheers

Arth

All decisions shall be made via democratic vote, but the final say so is from blackburn, hayton and perie ( all the best democratic decisions are made via dictatorship!)

Coaches - t blackburn + l hayton (quiz winner 2013)

Sort of coach - a perie (quiz winner 2013)

Match day support/injured players - d blenkharn + r wilson

Club captain - b woodman

Team captain - j gater

Senior players - a burns, b jackson, j hill, t betoin + a carlton

Social sec - b jackson

Fines master - a burns

1st xv member - m kaye

Guest player - l mckinnon

Time keeper - j barrow

Agricultural consultants - t knowles + w atkinson

Most impressive headwear/keeper of the stolen kicking tee - r b-edwards

Sponsors - j uttley (sbs) + a perie (credit card)

Player reg/top man - c hine

Bus driver/kit man - a perie

Match day supporters/consultants - r a lee, p caulter, r sanderson + brads mum. H hayton ( quiz winner 2013), g hayton (quiz winner 2013).

Nutritional support - gill + mike (home), colonel saunders (away).

Cuddle masters - a carlton + l mckinnon.

Upcoming events

3/11, 10/11 + 17/11 - some games

23/11 - "team bonding" - full compulsary turn out.

Some more games

Training - tues/thurs

"challenge bradders" - xmas special

New year

Dress codes

Home games - casual ( no doubt same clothing as saturday night )

Away games - shirt and club tie ( available from arthur to buy, or rental at a reasonable price!).

Rules and regs - matchdays

T betoin will materialise on matchdays.

Pixie will be cuddled by at least 1no of the following - players, opposition, coaches, spectators or random grannies.

The team will have 2no or less recognised front 5 players.

Players will not "lurk" in the 9 - 10 channel

Mr carlton/mike will be vocal when playing

All front 5 players (for the day) will run in a direct manner (and not lurk in the 9 - 10 channel).

Beiber will not "hoof" the ball out when passed to him off a penalty.

The coaching staff will leave the medibag/water bottles in a sensible area.

Arthur will attempt to keep his ciggy consumption to a reasonable level.

All players/coaching staff/spectators shall not be caught cheating by the ref.

Jay will turn up on time.

Calvin wil have/bring some food before heading off to an away game.

All players will pay arthur for equiptment/subs/kit money/fines promptly as he will forget about it until getting his credit card bill.

We shall support our fellow chums within the club, but especially those we are playing with. We shall not moan at decisions/the ref or each other make. Ie no grumbling, just get on with it.

No camp music/heavy metal/dance music to be played audibly before games - don't mind some easy listening!

Everyone by the end of the season will know how to tie a tie! Poor show at newcastle staffs!

Fat arthur will not get a "grump on" with the director of rugby on matchdays (training is fine!)

We shall complete the season!

Everyone will abide to these rules + regs, unless penalty of financial, or ridicule will be bestowed upon them!

Once more many thanks to the reader.

I will hopefully be spared, and return with tales of more daring do from the senior colts next week, if not sooner (bad luck).

Cheers

Arth